Head Cannon

Head Cannon: The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

Brent and Corey welcome back certified film genius John King to discuss 1974's The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, Brent almost getting his ass beat by a student, Corey shitting on IKEA meatballs, and the time a stranger gave Brent his teeth. Rip your shirt off and let's go!

Head Cannon: Pan’s Labyrinth

Brent and Corey welcome back the incorrigible, incomparable JT Robinson to discuss 2006's Pan's Labyrinth, how we almost did Naked Lunch, the history of democracy in Spain, Blockbuster Video stories, and how fascists are just the Titan Cronos. Draw a chalk door and climb on into this episode!

Head Cannon: Children of the Corn

Brent and Corey welcome back the expert on Thanksgiving small portions, David Barronton, to discuss 1984's Children of the Corn, the worst striptease in the world, sabotaging the Muzak at your job, children on exploding crosses, and making excuses to get out of having sex with Linda Hamilton. Outlander! We have your woman! She still lives!

Head Cannon: The Blackcoat’s Daughter

Brent and Corey welcome dear friend and talented performer Claire Wilcher to discuss 2015's The Blackcoat's Daughter, her career as a film and theatre intimacy director, Brent's vasectomy anniversary, Crown Royal junk pouches, and how Claire is bigger than Jesus. Come share our disbelief about that being Lauren Holly!

Head Cannon: Barbarian

Brent and Corey welcome back friend of the show Mike Jeffers to discuss 2022's Barbarian, the similarities between horror and comedy, confidently ignoring women, and Barbarian: the Romantic Comedy. Just join us for the podcast tonight and we'll figure it all out in the morning.

Head Cannon: Serial Mom

Brent and Corey welcome back Amber Ray Snyder to discuss 1994's Serial Mom, nepo-babies, an examination of addictive gambling personalities, Brent's POG empire, watching HBO with your finger on the prev. channel button, dirty romance audiobooks read by your sister, and Corey tip-toeing around eugenics. Shove needles into your crotch and check out this episode of Head Cannon!

Head Cannon: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Brent and Corey welcome back the host of the Coffee Time podcast and Spartacus Coffee entrepreneur Noah Kinsey to discuss 2022's Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, a TON of politics, Noah's time spent as JFK Jr., and all of our QAnon experiences. Let this be the universe where you listen to Head Cannon!

Head Cannon: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Brent and Corey welcome back friend and talented animator Adam Dix to celebrate Christmas with 2010's Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, an update on The Cuphead Show, Santa's grey wiener, Corey forgetting the word "storm," and how Brent attacked his windows with a lawnmower. Stick around til the end of the episode for a classic Christmas song from President Tightrhymes (Corey)!

Head Cannon: Big Trouble in Little China

Brent and Corey welcome friend-of-the-show Josh Halterman to discuss 1986's Big Trouble in Little China, Brent almost getting killed by a fire hose, Corey's extensive Adrienne Barbeau knowledge, and how Brent saw a piece-of-shit movie. Better bring your battle casket for this one!

Head Cannon: Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Brent and Corey welcome back Indy-based comedian Sean Jones to discuss 1991's Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Corey's head canon for the O.J. Simpson trial, autoerotic terminator asphyxiation, and the unfortunately named Bill Cobbsy. We know now why you cry; it is because you missed an episode of Head Cannon.